"FML"

"Today, on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and ipod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon the the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a fucking Pez dispenser. FML"

&

"Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching a old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was maturbating to the Beatles. FML"



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA im dying