Have you ever started hella assuming shit and then get hella mad because you're convinced that what your assuming is actually what the other person is doing, when in reality what they're really doing is nothing cloooooose to what you were thinking of?
I dont know if my question made any sense but now I feel stupid for assuming. Oh well.
I'm filling out my apush application. If I dont get in because the A that I've been holding up ALL YEAR recently dropped to an 88%.. ima slap someone. Ok, not really, BUT I WILL BE SAD.
THIS MADE MY NIGHT:
"Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked, pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, sayins in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML"